My Lak 300 Presentation Script... Part 1

안녕하세요 김 선생님 과 찬구들...
How are you teacher Kim and my friends.

오늘은 여러분 한테 프레 젠 테이션 할 거예요...
Today i’m going present to everyone about my presentation. 

제 주제는 외판원에 대한 이야기 예요...
The topic for today is about the story of a salesman.

시작 해도 될까요?
Do you mind if I start?

 저기요! ... 고객님...
Hey there! Customer. 

듣고 보는 척 하지 마세요...
Don’t pretend that you don’t see and hear.

예쁘거나 멋있는 고객님들이 잠깐시간 있어요? 아...네..
Pretty and cool customers do you have a bit of time?

이거 뭔지 알아요?
Do you know what is this?

이것 수웨터 예요...
This is a sweater… 

세상이수웨터는 가장 인기 있는 수웨터들이 중 하나예요...
This sweater is one of the most famous among the sweaters in the world...

이멋있는 수웨터가 여기에서 만 살 수 있어요...
This cool sweater can’t be bought anywhere but here..

이 수웨터는 생각만큼 다른 수웨터와 안 같아요...
As much as you think this sweater is not the same from the other sweaters.

My Lak 300 Presentation Script... Part 2

이수웨터는 다른 수웨터 하고 얼마나 달라요?
 How is this sweater different from other sweaters? 

고객님에게 상세히 설명할 거예요...
Let me explain to you in detail.

이 수웨터는 가죽으로 만들었어요...
This sweater is made from leather.

믿어지지 않으면 만져 보세요...
If you don’t believe try to touch and see..

이거 가죽 맞아요?... 네...
Made from leather right? Yes…

겨울때는 날씨가 너무 안 추울 리가 없어서 이 수웨터 입으면 기분이 좋고 따뜻하고 잘 생겨질 거예요... During winter time it is impossible not cold so if you wear this sweater your body will feel warm, good and you’ll become handsome too…

그리고 그때는 가고 싶은 곳 어디나 갈 수 있어요...
 At that time anywhere you want to go you can go.

이 수웨터는 따뜻한 데다가 편 안해요...
 In additional to warm, you will feel comfortable in this sweater.

아마도 입으면 애인 만날 수도 있어요... ㅋㅋㅋ
Probably if u wear it, you might meet your lover.. hahaha 

이 수웨터 아무리  더러워도 다른 수웨터 에 비해서 너무 쉽게 세탁할 수 있어요...
No matter how dirty this sweater is, compare to other sweaters, you can really easily clean this sweater.

My Lak 300 Presentation Script... Part 3

이완전 대박 이고 싸고 멋있고 편하고 아름답고 가볍고 따뜻하고 유명한 수웨터가 아무곳에서 도 살 수 없어요...
This completely awesome, cheap, cool, comfortable, beautiful, light, warm and famous sweater not anywhere you can buy it.

저한테만 살 수 있어요...이 수웨터 입는 거 어때요?
You can only buy it from me… How about wearing this sweater? 

한번 입어보세요...
Try it once and see...

잘 맞아요? 네...
Fit well right? Yes..

마음이 들죠? 네...
You like it right? Yes..

이 따뜻하고 멋있는 수웨터 꼭 사야 해요...
This warm and cool sweater you should buy it.

많은 고객님한테 물어봤으때 좋아한다고 말 했어요...
I asked a lot of customers and they said that they liked it.

지금은사나마나 겨울 때는 꼭 필요할거예요...
Right now whether you buy it or not, during winter time you definitely will need it. 왜? Why?

이 수웨터에 대헤서 아까 말 했잖아요...
That’s why i told you earlier about this sweater…

이수웨터 사면 꼭 후회하 지 않을거예요...
If you buy this sweater definitely you won’t regret it…

My Lak 300 Presentation Script.. Part 4

세탁기로 씻기만 안으면 후회하 지 않고 오래동안 입을 수 있어요...
If you don’t use washing machine to wash it, you will not going to regret and you can wear it for a long time. 

저 믿어요...
Trust me…

방금 많은 수웨터들을 가져왔는데 너무 무거워서 떨어뜨릴 뻔 했지만 너무 잘 팔아서 지금은 두개 남았어요...
Just now I brought a lot and it so heavy I almost dropped it but because it sold well now I just left with only two pieces.

아무거나 사는 대신에 왜 이수웨터 사 지않아요?
Instead of buying anything else why don’t you buy this? 

겨울때는 이수웨터가 고객님을 꼭 따뜻하게 줄 거예요...
During winter time this sweater will definitely give you warmness… 

그래서 걱정하지 말고 그냥 저한테 수웨터 사세요...
So don’t worry just buy this sweater from me.

지금 사 지 않으면 이따가 다른 사람이 사고 싶으면 이 수웨터 그 사람한테 팔 거예요
If you don’t buy it now, later other people want to buy it I think I’m going to sell it to them.

두개 사면 싼 가격 으로 깎아 줄게요...

If you buy two pieces I’ll give you cheap with discounted price.

이 수웨터에 대해서 어떻게 생각하세요? 끝...감사합니다...

What do you think about this sweater? End… thank you…

수고...

수고 = “trouble”, “effort” or “hard work”
수고하셨습니다 = “Thank you for the great job you did”
수고하세요 = “Thank you for the effort. Keep it up!”.

Popular exclamations in Korean...

1. 엄마야! [eom-ma-ya!] = Oh My God! / Oops!
2. 대박 [dae-bak] = Super cool! / Awesome!
3. 우와 [u-wa] = Wow
4. 진짜요? [jin-jja-yo?] = For real?
5. 그래요? [geu-rae-yo?] = Is that so?
6. 정말요? [jeong-mal-yo?] = Really?
7. 아이고! [a-i-go!] = *sigh* / Whew! / Oops!
8. 아싸 [a-ssa] = Yay! / Hurrah!
9. 네? [ne?] = Yes?
10. 어? [eo?] = Huh?
11. 아/아야 [a/a-ya] = Ouch!
12. 헐 [heol] = What the…
13. 헉! [heok] = *gasp* / OMG!

bz bz bz ...( LAUGH DIE HUMAN , T.T )

so bz nowdays... cant even concrentrate on studying... projects make me wanna cry.. :(
Geo project... haha... how we'r suppose to use the full license when 80 person share 5 limited licenses? aigoo!!! tis is not the worst when some irresponsible person use it in their room and logged in for whole day .. even when they go for meal outside... ask us go to comp lab to do our geo project but ownself use the license in HIS and HER(no need us to point out the name... shame on u...)room... TSK TSK TSK... becoz u r kiasi? kiasu? gongkia? kolau? ... 4 of these suits you well... ntg further i can say bout u... tis project makes us more hate towards u guys(T.T , LAUGH DIE HUMAN)... ADMINISTRATOR haha... u r fast... can be awarded for fastest line stealer... no one is better than u in stealing lines... oo0oo

GonG KiA...

When tink bek why am i so stupid treat u that kind last time...
but nvm atleast i ald wake up...
ANyway HAppY ChiNEse NEw yeAR PEEps~

18/1/10

how - 어떻게/어말 - othokeh/olma
hot - 더워요(weather) / 매워요(food)- tho wuo yo/mae wuo yo
engineering - 공학 - kong hak
close/near - 가까워요 - ka kka wuo yo

IntRo~

my - jae - 제
me - na nen - 나는
friend - chin gu - 친구
name - e rem mi - 이름이

hangukor...

jalmokeh semnida - let's eat (say it be4 we start eating our meal)
jalgayo - goodbye
annyonghi jumusehyo - goodnight

east-농
west-서
south-남
north-북

right side - 으른쪽에
left side - 왼쪽에

PasaR Mlm Nibong TEbaL

WAh so many cars... No parking le.. have to park at the lorong ter...

Nelson
Which restaurant to makan ya?

Me
'Road block' today closed..
AT the bek see how ...
Ohh. tis restaurant open come go in eat

William
Dun wan.. very exp one the foods...

We
Ouh... then try the next one...
wah so many ppl...
-ngam ngam got one table empty then we go n seat-
-all ordered d n cyg ordered sec plate...-

William
Eh y no one order water one a?

We
Yalo... too bz d i tink...
-mostly all of us settle mkn, the taukehso come ask us to order water-

Me
Nvm aunty, ald ate fin d...

TAukehso (lansi)
if din order water, makan d stand up , others waiting to seat...

We
Ma the... lidat also can a... tsk tsk tsk... Banned ur restaurant...

CendaWAn GoReNG~

TapAo bek to room although had a full lunch at cafe lem. 정말 맜있어요~
-ps- saw korean cha bo eating at cafe lem... okok ny...

My WaY

이른 아침부터 Wake-up 깊은 잠에서 깨는 하품
창을 열고서 햇살 샤워 해 Yeh-eh
하얀 먼지들을 덮은 하늘 빛 파란 바지에
낡은 운동화 준비는 O.K

(Just my my my way) 힘겨운 my my my way
(But my my my way) 즐거운 my my my way
(One step) one one one way
(Two step) one one one way
단 하나만 알아 난 달아 날 맘이 들 땐
Oh, I'm singing

Baby ra ra ra woo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo
Oh, my beatiful day..Oh, my beatiful lady..yeh-eh
Woo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo
Oh, my wonderful day..Oh, my pretty lady..Cool..

어디까지 걸어왔나 주저 앉고만 싶은 순간
나의 노래와 사랑이 있기에
다신 약해지면 안돼 내가 걸어 갈 길 위에
우리 사랑을 함께 노래해(Just my my my way) 멀고 먼 my my my way
(But my my my way) 가야 할 my my my way
(One step) one one one way
(Two step) one one one way
단 하나만 알아 난 달아 날 맘이 들 땐
Way out give to me now

Baby ra ra ra woo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo
Oh, my beatiful day..Oh, my beatiful lady yeh-eh
Woo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo
Oh, my wonderful day..Oh, my pretty lady..Cool..

Baby ra ra ra woo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo
Oh, my beatiful day..Oh, my beatiful lady..yeh-eh
Woo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo

Bek USM ... T.T sirohyo!!!

1.45 pm - 26/12/10

Waiting for bus at Klg Sentral... As usual go up to the counter n ask for bus number...
" Bang, bus gi Parit Buntar bus nombor berapa yeh? " .....
" dik tunggu kat bawah nanti bus sampai - writing the bus number on the bus tix "
"ok bang"

waiting... chatting wif mom n dad while waiting for bus to arrive...
2.10pm - havent reach geh... erm...
maybe jam at shah alam ... nvm.. wait je... biasa la, bus M'sia >.<
2.15pm - ohh... Shira express! After settled my luggage went up into the bus...
- start la story -

Me
"Kak, seat u no ape?" - y tis akak seated my place??? -
Kak1
"1c .. npa?"
Me -
"errr... kak u duduk tempat i ... "
Kak1 -
"oh.. tapi kak shah alam tadi bus counter suruh i duduk sini..."
Me -
"oh.. " - went to the person who in charge to collect the bus tix -
"bang , tempat i akak itu duduk "
Bang -
"ohh.. boleh i tengok bus ticket bang?" - i call u bang , u call me bang pulak... >.<
- at the same time - "kak, seat u nombor berapa?"
Kak1 -
"1c" - wif muka kesian but her bus tix written Era Mesra not Shira express -
"tadi kat shah alam org tu suruh i duduk sini..."
Bang -
"err... takpe ... Bang u duduk seat belakang akak dia kejap..."
Me -
"ok..." - just follow without questioning further , then next akak came in,
Kak2 -
"dik u seat nombor berapa?"
Me -
"3A"
Kak 2 -
"ouh.. seat dik kat depan..."
Me -
- staight away go ask the abang... "Bang, seat i ada org la..."
Bang -
"ouh... Err... takpe, bang u transfer gi 1A..."
Me -
- omg .. wats tis... i bought my ticket but i cant seat on my own place...
-geram , while walking to seat 1A, got one Bangla seated on others ppl place,
same case wif tat Kak1 case... -
Bang -
"Wei! bus ticket u apa?!" - shout towards the bangla -
Bangla -
"5c"
Bang -
"Ticket u Era Mesra bukan Shira express!"
Bangla -
"Tapi kak shah alam tadi org tu suruh i duduk sini..." - quite good in speaking malay-
Bang -
" Era mesra bus kat sebelah... TURUN!!! "
Bangla
- insist of saying "tadi kat shah alam org tu suruh i duduk sini ..."
Bang -
"turun" ... "bus kamu kat sebelah.. TURUN"
Bangla
- took his bag n went out from the bus...
Me
- wat the hack!!! Discrimination!!!
- Kesian je the Bangla... Come Mesia work , kena bully sommore... >>.<<

TUrN AroUNd...

I feel I can reach you with just an outstretched hand
You’re right there before my eyes
With the words “Don’t go,” the one thing I cannot say
I must be standing here just looking toward you

Please, turn around and look back at me, please
Can’t you turn your footsteps around back towards me
Instead, why don’t you pause your steps so that I can take the steps towards you

I can run towards you right away if you do
Please, turn around and return to me, please
If you go away like this, can you really live without me?
I, I cannot go a day without you
I’m still standing here looking towards you

I’m still standing here
I cannot move
I’m at the same place you left
I’m still looking towards you

I can’t move even one step
The tears are blurring my vision, I cannot see you
If you turned around, then I could go to you
Why are you not noticing my heart and getting farther away?

I’m standing here only seeing you...

GoOd MOrNinG~

GOod MOrNinG~

Ma~

Another week comes... 5th week... just bek from LAC100 ... learnt someting just now ( funny stuffs ) and would like to share wif u guys... our class was in aero school... the equipment inside the room not so geng as the pusat bahasa room... since the chinese words cant be read by the desktop instead of 妈妈。。ㅁㅁ came out... its start with the sound "ma"...

ok.. pelajar pelajar sekalian mari kita belajar bunyi 'ma'...

ㅁㅁ- ma ma - 妈妈 ( everybody follow after teacher says )
ba ba - 爸爸
ge ge - 哥哥
di di - 弟弟

ok .. bagus ... sekarang mari kita baca ayat...
be4 the techer would able to continue, one of the kuai lan student suddenly shouted:-
我ㅁ - ' wo ma '
你ㅁ - ' ni ma '
他ㅁ - ' ta ma '

opps.... we laughed... onli some of us noe wats happening becoz most of the student are malays....

teacher stared at him with cynical smile...
kuai lan > teacher just now the symbol ㅁ is 'ma' rite...
teacher > ........ (za dao... speechless... 3 secs after... ) wo gei ni men qi si le...

supposely are 我们 ， 你们 ， 他们。。。XD

there are some videos that i cant upload becoz of slacked internet line in my room...
wait ba till the line smooth ...

1st YEar OH !st YEar... aiks...

Third day for the 1st year orientation...
tomoro is the last day... majlis mkn mlm...
2day they prepared for presentation ( bout buildings... haiz...)
so char sui... very dissapointed wif 1st year chinese students....
alot ponteng... siahsui nia...
Dr Norazura as of the judges... she shoot them kau kau...
padam muka super adik... if i were the judge i sure hamtam damn kau kau ...

Dr.- kenapa group member lain tak de dlm slide?

noob - er... erm... masalah teknikal la... ( omg... 2 to 3 names need time to put inside the slide a!!!??? )

Dr.- bangunan yg kamu tu boleh capai berapa tinggi?
bengong - berapa tinggi 'U' nak? ( omg .. how rude... show some respect la... )

one of them> bang (me) mcm ne nak transfer picture dari ms word ke ms power point?
me> i try tengok... ( nin lau bu eh... later going to present n ur slides hanging??? )

Dr. - daripada gambar yg u all sketch apa material yg u nak guna utk bina jambatan ni?
one of them - kerana utk kelestarian, kami mengunakan stick sebagai support dan juga kayu...
( har??????? stick???? kayu???? for bridge construction??? ma the... char dao....)

......... jinja speechless~

ChIneSe ClasS.... funny expression... lolz....

lao shi ( joker )
Attended 1st class... wo men the lao shi gen wo men jiang xiao hua....
di yi ge xiao hua... in learning mandarin we need to study the fonems
( the yao zi n pitches )
if not...
example...
wo yao yi pan chi fan will become wo yao yi pan chi fen(chicken shit)
XD

di er ge xiao hua...
our teacher been kl 6 years n one day she went bek to her hometown at seberang prai...
with her friend go penang jalan jalan cari mkn... but the prob is noe how to go penang but dunno how to return bek to seberang perai... while waiting for the traffic light to turn green, beside her car was one uncle also waiting for traffic light... she rolled down window n asked the uncle wer is the way bek seberang perai??? the conversations starts.... ( in hokkien )

teacher > uncle a , wer is the direction to return bek to seberang prai???
uncle > wer u come from??? ( kepo tanya balik )
teacher > .... erm... hrm... penang lo... ( paiseh face )
uncle > aiyoyo... penang lang beh hiau penang eh lo a...
teacher > uncle , wa si seberang prai eh lang ma ...

the uncle showed her the direction bek seberang prai... XD